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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Local twink has decided to cool it on the problems

Multifandom bastard man. He/him, late-20s

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Losing my mind over this article

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Some people tell me that I shouldn’t like Dog Kid University anymore because its creator has said they don’t like an entire group of people. And, look, I get it. As someone who was bullied as a kid, I understand the pain someone feels when they’re told they shouldn’t exist. It hurts to be excluded, let alone actively told your very presence is a societal evil. I’d assume. None of the bullying I received was actually that or even remotely like that, but I pretty much use my life as the default by which to judge any experience. It’s a skill I have.

I’m also extremely unique in that I miss my youth. You might not get what that’s like. While it wasn’t always good to be little, sometimes I look back to those older days and know things used to be happier. Why? You could theorize that it was because I didn’t have any bills, or I had summers off, or that I generally wasn’t responsible for choices that could affect the lives of other people. But, no, it was because of Dog Kid University. And thus the only way to return to the prelapsarian joy of pre-pubescent consumption is to buy the new game based on Dog Kid University. To rob me of this pleasure is to rob me of the only thing I have left in this universe. The fact I think this doesn’t seem weird to me at all, a grown adult. All I know is that Dog Kid University: The Game is going to fix something in me that God broke a long time ago.